Australia's Answer to Terrorism

If any of you wants to be patriotic:

We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman naked other than his wife, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So, this Saturday at 4:00 all women living in Australia are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives and to show support for all Australian women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of VB at your side would be a further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.

God Bless Australia!

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